According to Perez Hilton, he is a human. I thought he was a complete waste of space. MTV reports that he painted himself to be the victim. The funny thing is, they posted a picture of him with actual paint on him. Too funny.
June, 2009
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Jun 09
Perez Hilton to World: I am a Human
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Jun 09
Perez Hilton luvs Will.i.am
In entertainment news, a feud has erupted between the Black Eyed Peas’s Will.i.am and notorious shock blogger Perez Hilton. Hilton claims Will.i.am attacked him in a club in Toronto. Will.i.am claims it was a crazed fan who attacked Hilton for being a douche (not inconceivable, I might add). Bottom line, Hilton is a douche, but he probably shouldn’t have been attacked. Maybe next time, he should try to remember to use his man purse as a weapon. I think the holidays are going to be uncomforable this year, especially if they try to work it out. Hilton needs to call Rihanna for some advice about how to move forward.
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Jun 09
Love is in the Air
I was just really inspired by the song in this video. It reminds us that love is important and needs to be embraced.
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Jun 09
Phoenix Coyotes Stuck in Phoenix
Jim Balsillie wants to buy the Phoenix Coyotes hockey team and move them to Canada. A judge rejected the bid by Balsillie. No one in Phoenix actually cares, but several of them think its hilarious that a guy named “Balsillie” exists. I mean, c’mon…Balsillie.
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Jun 09
A Rod Benched
Apparently, Alex Rodriguez is so preoccupied with his shrinking steroid-laden penis, he can’t focus on any other tiny, round balls. So the Yankees figured they’d just sit his bazillion dollar making ass on the bench.
