Fresh off his suspension for steroid use, Manny Ramirez is back to his old tricks. Snark this pic of the baseball superstar. The snarkier the better.
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Jun 09
Phoenix Coyotes Stuck in Phoenix
Jim Balsillie wants to buy the Phoenix Coyotes hockey team and move them to Canada. A judge rejected the bid by Balsillie. No one in Phoenix actually cares, but several of them think its hilarious that a guy named “Balsillie” exists. I mean, c’mon…Balsillie.
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Jun 09
A Rod Benched
Apparently, Alex Rodriguez is so preoccupied with his shrinking steroid-laden penis, he can’t focus on any other tiny, round balls. So the Yankees figured they’d just sit his bazillion dollar making ass on the bench.
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Jun 09
Iran Into an Old Friend
According to The Financial Post, Google and Facebook decided to start translating their pages into Farsi in order to help out the situation in Iran. As a Google spokesperson put it, Google wants “to communicate directly to the world, and vice versa — increasing everyone’s access to information.” Just a heads up for Google and Facebook: most totalitarian goverments don’t really like information. Maybe you should go back to stealing the world’s intellectual property and leave the foreign policy to the people who get paid to do it…and Jimmy Carter.
