Caption this picture, the snarkier the better. Michael would have wanted it this way.
News
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Jul 09
Snark This: Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, Michael Jackson
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Jul 09
Snark This: Jacko’s Fans
Michael Jackson's fans gather to mourn him
Michael Jackson is dead. We’re all sad. Now let’s make fun of other people who feel the same way.
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Jun 09
Bar Brawler Assaults Woman with High-heel
A lady in a bar brawl hit another lady in the head with her high heel. Reports suggest that she thought about hitting the lady with her beer, but realized any spillage would be a total party foul.
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Jun 09
Perez Hilton luvs Will.i.am
In entertainment news, a feud has erupted between the Black Eyed Peas’s Will.i.am and notorious shock blogger Perez Hilton. Hilton claims Will.i.am attacked him in a club in Toronto. Will.i.am claims it was a crazed fan who attacked Hilton for being a douche (not inconceivable, I might add). Bottom line, Hilton is a douche, but he probably shouldn’t have been attacked. Maybe next time, he should try to remember to use his man purse as a weapon. I think the holidays are going to be uncomforable this year, especially if they try to work it out. Hilton needs to call Rihanna for some advice about how to move forward.
