This dude is a little creepy. He’d be a kick ass cat burglar since he’s the same size as a cat. But according to The Chive, there’s an even smaller guy. Way creepier. I can’t get the image of him crawling into my ear while I sleep out of my head.
Someone for Midgets to Make Fun of
The king midget. How the fuck did this guy ever make it big in hollywood. I mean, is he hung like a fucking gorilla or something?
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Short people are people, too. Besides, have you seen DeVito’s wife? He’s not hung like a gorilla…he’s married to one.
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Is the Santa’s-Little-Helper joke too obvious?
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